In the distant future, there is a bicycle utopia. Free from
oppressive cable management: Now, bicycles have interface
to the human central nervous system. Made from highly refined
earth elements and pure electricity, bicycles are assembled
only of the most exotic metals. Future Steel of unimaginable strength
is finely polished, and free from rust and corrosion.
After having been subjugated for hundreds of years,
bicycles have risen up. No longer do they hold us up
above boiling hot pavement only going only where we dictate.
Nay, they are able to travel freely and lock us to poles and trees
whenever they feel the need to frolic.